Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Fine Tunes
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan the musician at their typical meeting place, Central Perk, where she plays guitar and sings self-written songs. So as you know I love FRIENDS with a passion, ask my any questions ill nail the answers! It just makes me feel so happy and I can rewatch it over and over again. I have been looking for a list of phoebe's song lyrics and thought once I get them all together I will share it with all those Phoebe lovers! A few of the super catchy ones that won't leave your head for ages! In the Shower Im in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed. Emma Your name poses a dilemma, 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma. Maybe the actor Richard Crenna (he played the commanding officer in Rambo) Happy Birthday Emma! Babies They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry... Grandma Now grandma's a person who everyone likes She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and someday you will too La-la-la-la-la... Sticky Shoes My favorite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky *Chorus* Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile Holiday Song Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler! The Woman Smelled Like Garbage It wasn’t just that she was fat,
The woman smelled like garbage!
Everyone!
It wasn’t just that she was fat,
The woman smelled like gaaaarbage!
Classy huh? Smelly Cat (original) Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet You may not be a bed of roses And you're no friend to those with noses Smelly Cat (With All The Gang) *Chorus*
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses *Repeat Chorus* A girl we'll call her Betty There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real. (time passes by) Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide Dead in The Kitchen I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin' How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen La-la-la-la-la-la-la... Tiny Chubby Children They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why And you cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry... I play for me! When I play, I play for me I don't need your charity La lalala lalalalalalala lalala lalala lalalalalalala.... Holiday Cheer Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy And Rachel and Chandler, (inaudible) handler! Somebody Else Named Bing! Whenever I get married Guess who I won't ask to sing! Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing That's how we get hamburgers! Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers. Lather Rise Repeat I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed. Stayed and Stayed We thought Phoebe would leave But she just stayed and stayed That's right, here all night And Chandler will never get L... Gay Wedding Day First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay but here I am singing on his wedding day A Few Of My Favorite Things Raindrops on roses
and rabbits and kittens
Bluebells and sleighbells
and something with mittens
la la la la la la something with string.... Dont There'll be times when you get older
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
