Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Fine Tunes

Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan the musician at their typical meeting place, Central Perk, where she plays guitar and sings self-written songs. So as you know I love FRIENDS with a passion, ask my any questions ill nail the answers! It just makes me feel so happy and I can rewatch it over and over again. I have been looking for a list of phoebe's song lyrics and thought once I get them all together I will share it with all those Phoebe lovers! A few of the super catchy ones that won't leave your head for ages! In the Shower Im in the shower and I'm writing a song

Stop me if you've heard it.

My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,

and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.

Lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

as needed. Emma Your name poses a dilemma, 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma. Maybe the actor Richard Crenna (he played the commanding officer in Rambo) Happy Birthday Emma! Babies They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch

Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why

And you cry and you cry and you cry

And you cry and you cry... Grandma Now grandma's a person who everyone likes She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and someday you will too La-la-la-la-la... Sticky Shoes My favorite shoes so good to me

I wear them everyday

Down at the heel, holes in the toe

Don't care what people say

My feet's best friend, pals to the end

With them I'm one hot chicky

Though late one night

Not much light

I stepped in something icky *Chorus* Sticky shoes, sticky shoes

Always makes me smile

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes

Next time I'll avoid the pile Holiday Song Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap

Said all you need is to write them a song

Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along

No don't sing along

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy

And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler! The Woman Smelled Like Garbage It wasn’t just that she was fat,

The woman smelled like garbage!

Everyone!

It wasn’t just that she was fat,

The woman smelled like gaaaarbage!

Classy huh? Smelly Cat (original) Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet You may not be a bed of roses And you're no friend to those with noses Smelly Cat (With All The Gang) *Chorus*

Smelly cat, smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat

It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

You may not be a bed of roses

And you're no friend to those with noses *Repeat Chorus* A girl we'll call her Betty There was a girl we'll call her Betty

And a guy let's call him Neil

Now I can't stress this point too strongly

This story isn't real. (time passes by) Now our Neil must decide

Who will be the girl that he casts aside?

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?

He must decide, he must decide

Even though I made him up he must decide Dead in The Kitchen I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin' How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen La-la-la-la-la-la-la... Tiny Chubby Children They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why And you cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry... I play for me! When I play, I play for me I don't need your charity La lalala lalalalalalala lalala lalala lalalalalalala.... Holiday Cheer Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy And Rachel and Chandler, (inaudible) handler! Somebody Else Named Bing! Whenever I get married Guess who I won't ask to sing! Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing That's how we get hamburgers! Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers. Lather Rise Repeat I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed. Stayed and Stayed We thought Phoebe would leave But she just stayed and stayed That's right, here all night And Chandler will never get L... Gay Wedding Day First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay but here I am singing on his wedding day A Few Of My Favorite Things Raindrops on roses

and rabbits and kittens

Bluebells and sleighbells

and something with mittens

la la la la la la something with string.... Dont There'll be times when you get older

And you'll want to sleep with people

Just to make them like you

But DON'T

Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do

That's another thing that you don't wanna do

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