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"Ill Be There For You"


I am guessing most of you love some FRIENDS after work, school or university, its just an easy show to watch which brings such entertainment, i was 4 when it first came out, I was hooked, which is one reason why many people thought I speak and have the same sense of humour, well moving on, its by far one of the best pick me up shows and now with board games, game shows, calendars, posters and books, I thought id put together some of the best and most rated and repeated quotes from the show. Let me know which quote you think is rated and said the most!

Rachel: See? Unisex.

Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.

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[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel]

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

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BEST OF FRIENDS BLOOPERS

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Ross: What are you doing tonight?

Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?

Ross: No.

Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?

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Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?

Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.

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Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.

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[Ross and Rachel are picking out names for their baby, and have each 5 vetoes]

Ross: Curie.

Rachel: Veto. Rain.

Ross: Veto. Mark.

Rachel: Veto. Vince.

Ross: Veto. Lance.

Rachel: Veto. James.

Ross: Hmmm...

Rachel: If it's a girl.

Ross: Veto.

Phoebe: Is it just me, or is Vito beginning to sound real good?

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Rachel: I don't want my baby's first words to be "How You Doing"

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Phoebe: I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?

Monica: I'll have a latte.

Ross: I'll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf.

Chandler: I'll have a bagel with a little...

Phoebe: You know I was just being polite.

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Janice: [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!

Chandler: ...And yet, I never run into Beyonce.

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Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?

Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!

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[Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for their wedding]

Monica: Why must your family be Scottish?

Chandler: Why must your family be *Ross*?

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Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.

Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

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[Rachel doesn't take his advice]

Joey: Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.

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Chandler: My dad slept with Mr. Gribaldi.

Monica: Who's Mr. Gribaldi?

Chandler: DOES IT MATTER?

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Monica: I'll never have a first kiss again.

Phoebe: You'll have a last kiss.

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Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.

Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

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Chandler: ...And I'm not sure about this actor guy, because when he left a message and he heard my name "Chandler Bing", he said "Woah! Short message!"

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[Chandler's drunk from having jello shots]

Monica: Stick out your tongue.

Chandler: Take off your shirt.

Rachel: See? Unisex.

Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.

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[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel]

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

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Ross: What are you doing tonight?

Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?

Ross: No.

Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?

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Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?

Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.

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Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.

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[Ross and Rachel are picking out names for their baby, and have each 5 vetoes]

Ross: Curie.

Rachel: Veto. Rain.

Ross: Veto. Mark.

Rachel: Veto. Vince.

Ross: Veto. Lance.

Rachel: Veto. James.

Ross: Hmmm...

Rachel: If it's a girl.

Ross: Veto.

Phoebe: Is it just me, or is Vito beginning to sound real good?

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Rachel: I don't want my baby's first words to be "How You Doing"

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Phoebe: I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?

Monica: I'll have a latte.

Ross: I'll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf.

Chandler: I'll have a bagel with a little...

Phoebe: You know I was just being polite.

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Janice: [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!

Chandler: ...And yet, I never run into Beyonce.

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Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?

Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!

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[Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for their wedding]

Monica: Why must your family be Scottish?

Chandler: Why must your family be *Ross*?

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Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.

Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

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[Rachel doesn't take his advice]

Joey: Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.

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Chandler: My dad slept with Mr. Gribaldi.

Monica: Who's Mr. Gribaldi?

Chandler: DOES IT MATTER?

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Monica: I'll never have a first kiss again.

Phoebe: You'll have a last kiss.

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Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.

Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

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Chandler: ...And I'm not sure about this actor guy, because when he left a message and he heard my name "Chandler Bing", he said "Woah! Short message!"

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[Chandler's drunk from having jello shots]

Monica: Stick out your tongue.

Chandler: Take off your shirt.


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